This Call Is for You If:

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• You're Skeptical (And You Should Be): You've been disappointed by healthcare providers before and need to vet me first

• You're Not Sure Where to Start: Your health situation is complicated and you don't know which service makes sense

• You Have Questions About My Approach: You want to understand how I work before committing to a paid session

• You Need to Know I "Get It": You want confirmation that I actually understand chronic illness and won't gaslight you

• You're Neurodivergent and Need Accommodations: You want to discuss communication preferences and session structure before booking

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What We'll Actually Talk About:

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• Your biggest health challenges right now (the 30-second version)

• What you're hoping to get out of working together

• Whether my approach aligns with what you need

• Which service would be the best fit for your situation

• Any questions you have about how I work

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What This Call Is NOT: A sales pitch. A mini-consultation where I try to solve your problems in 10 minutes. A bait-and-switch where I pressure you to book. This is genuinely just us getting to know each other to see if we click.

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What Happens After The Call?

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Absolutely nothing—unless YOU decide you want to move forward. There's no follow-up emails pressuring you to book. No "limited time offers." No weird sales tactics. If we're a good fit and you want to work together, great. If not, that's totally fine too.

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Why Do I Offer This For Free?

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Because I've been the patient who felt pressured into appointments that weren't right for me. Because I know what it's like to spend money on healthcare that doesn't help. Because I believe you deserve to make an informed decision without financial risk.

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The Real Talk: If we're not a good fit, I'd rather find that out in 10 minutes than have you spend $226 on a session that doesn't serve you. Your time and money are valuable. Let's make sure we're on the same page before we dive in.

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How to Prepare:

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• Think about your top 1-2 health challenges

• Consider what you're hoping to achieve

• Write down any questions you have about my approach

• That's it. Seriously. No paperwork, no prep work, no stress.

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Still On The Fence? That's exactly why this call exists. Book it. Ask me anything. See if I'm the right fit. If I'm not, I'll be the first to tell you—and I might even be able to point you toward someone who is.